Reviewer ban, anyone?

I know this is a little unorthodox, but Im going to review these reviewers for the sake of app users everywhere.

Now I understand that a) English isnt everyones first language and b) children are allowed to use this system, BUT if you want anyone to take you seriously, at AT LEAST TRY to NOT sound like a third grader who learned all their English from MTV.

Furthermore, complaining that a lite has limited features makes you sound genuinely stupid. I dont walk into Trader Joes take, a sample, and complain Im not getting a free lunch. Instead I thank the nice lady, and if I like it, I pay for more. Welcome to capitalism. Get used to it.

Also. Smileys. Anyone who puts more than three smileys in a review does not have an opinion worthy of any respect. I automatically add a sixteenth of a star to compensate for your negative rating.

And finally, more of a suggestion in this case than a complaint - please say exactly why you dont like it. That way I know if its because youre stupid, you didnt like the interface, or it doesnt work reliably. Oh, and be specific about what doesnt work, not about how these nameless features make you feel or how there is no hope.

Another Angry Student about Write Now LITE, v3.01